visuals...

i keep going out without my camera..... idiot!

the day after sunday

its monday, on mondays i talk about the weekend...im that predictable:

1 hour sleep
home at 6:45
"is this your boyfriend?"
wanting to hit idiots
hunting steez to the max
sober (shock fuckin horror)
moving house
homeless
donuts filled with custard at 5 in the am
no dinner for 4 days
at last he gets some ;)
work work work
a good nike party
someone looking like they had shit themself!

even hotter...

this month, i shall mostly be playing with fire...

i thank you.

so hot right now...

bridesmaids, spaniels, frogs.

Today's Cunt Award Goes to....

So in a bid to calm Raekwon The Duck and become a bit more regular in my 'droppings' I thought I should create a weekly column and what better than a Cunt Award?

To kick things off I'm starting with a London lady called Nicky Deeley. Now, fine woman she may be - a talented artist no doubt, but there is absolutely no excuse for this:

VICE: How would you describe your style?

ND: It's direct and honest, like the moment between two samurai, when they know one sword is going to connect and there is that tiny perfect still moment when they both realise what's going to happen but it hasn't happened yet, it's beautiful and honest but also brutal. It's about finding a way as a person to connect for just a moment to a real spriritual experience. We are all trying to fill our lives with so many objects and activities to reach some kind of level, but it's pretty futile and fleeting. But on the flip side it's got loads of vibrant earthy humour and wonkiness that makes it really approachable.

Look after you face bro

the weekend run down:

booze
cardigans
duck birthdays
french girls
australian girls
loud bass
strange teacher fancying american girls
long journeys home

silenced beaks!

there has been a serious lack of quacking in here... we suck!
anyway, we have been busy. The internet has been buzzing and people are commenting...looks like the ducks are on a rampage...
had a visit from a very good friend mid week and he force fed me alcohol.. he is a bad influence of the highest order! isnt that right mr Norris?!

the weekend was JOKES ... bumped into the man Raskitt at a dance and the jokes increased 10 fold...

im off to give you the proper weekend run down and tell the other ducks to shake their tail feathers and post up some shiiit!