Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Not at all silent, and nothing to do with ducks

This dapper chap is 19th-century French genius Joseph Pujol AKA Le P├ętomane. Following a disturbing swimming experience in his youth he discovered that he could suck water up through his ass and shoot it out again, a revelation which ultimately led him from his humble life as a baker to top billing at the Moulin Rouge. As a 'fartiste' his repertoire included imitating animal noises, playing the flute, reproducing 'La Marseilleise' and blowing out a candle from a distance of several yards - all with his ass. A contemporary physician diagnosed him as having a 'musical anus' and he counted Jean-Paul Sartre among his fans.

What I love most about Le P├ętomane is not only that he did a fart impression of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, but that he performed it in front of royalty and Sigmund Freud. And he held his finger up for silence as he did it. Plus he had a dope moustache.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Holy rave

Watch till the end - they start off shy but end up falling over each other dancing. Literally.

P.S. You'd have thought the Holy Spirit would have the power to make people dance a little better than this.

Friday, August 22, 2008


Looks like you gotta change your name now old duck(y) !!!!!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008

got any bread for the Ducks?

Those readers who know me well , know how i like things on the "dark" side of life. So it will be no surprise to them that i really like this:

The artist is a guy called Kittiwat Unarrom, and since 2006 he has been sculpting various body parts from ....bread. His family own a regular bakery where these pieces of art are also on display and sold!
Yet another reason i want to go to Thailand! , oh and these body pieces are totally edible. Imagine someones face when they see you pull what looks like a severed arm from a brown bag and munch down on it!! awesome!

"just take a burger out mate"

its that time already, the weekend run down:

pop up stores
Burger King arguements
Night Bus
Afternoon naps (how english)
stickers stickers stickers
new shoes
not accepted new shoes
possible new house
Session BANGER
screw face basslines
GZA'S new album
Meeting Sadat X (again)

Thursday, August 14, 2008


the Spanish basketball team recently posed for this shot before the Beijing Olympics.... their press release defense was "the photographer asked us to do it"


Wednesday, August 13, 2008


post on to everyone you know

Sunday, August 10, 2008

when the east is in the house...

if anyone gets bored of dope 90's hip hop mixes then they are mugs and should be told to jog.
this mix is by my mate Mark Jackson from Slam City Skates...
download and enjoy

Thursday, August 7, 2008

prehistoric b-boy making beats in my cave

yesterday i decided to take time out of the present day hustle and bustle and go back in time.
As the delorean is in the garage after a little scrape gained during the last trip out i used public transport to turn the clock back.
I havnt been to the National History Museum since i was a kid, so i was fairly keen (excited sounds too strong) to get back and see all the Dinosaurs and various artifacts.
I went with a good friend of mine, excited is NOT a strong enough word for the way she was anticipating the adventure back in time.
Well ..... it was a pretty big disappointment. When you walk in the main hall you are greeted by the world renowned spectacle of a diplodocus staring and leering over you. Now dont get me wrong , that is dope! however the experience goes rapidly downhill from here on in.
Everything and i mean everything was dirty, like really covered in the thickest dust you have ever seen dirty! The place looked like nothing had ever been looked after. Most of the stuff thats "educational" and interactive was exactly the same from went i went as a kid (roughly 20 years ago on a school trip).
Now it is free to get in this Museum, so i know they dont have a massive pot of money to splash out. They could im sure get a fuckin can of Mr Sheen and a duster tho!
here are some pics from the disappointing time travelling...

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

turn it up loud

poisonous paragraph
smash your phonograph in half
it be the inspektah deck on the war path.....

the nigger dont get mad
i got mad styles of my own
and its shown when i grip the chrome microphone....

two of the best verses ever...FACT

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Get Dumped...

Sir Ducksalot got dumped a while back. Seems that I aint the dopest drake in the pond or whatever, I dunno, I didn't bother listening to her quacking.

Anyway, shit happens, we live, we learn etc...blah blah blah...

This video from Gnarls Barkley certainly hits the nail on the head. Women: you're all loons.