Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Not at all silent, and nothing to do with ducks

This dapper chap is 19th-century French genius Joseph Pujol AKA Le Pétomane. Following a disturbing swimming experience in his youth he discovered that he could suck water up through his ass and shoot it out again, a revelation which ultimately led him from his humble life as a baker to top billing at the Moulin Rouge. As a 'fartiste' his repertoire included imitating animal noises, playing the flute, reproducing 'La Marseilleise' and blowing out a candle from a distance of several yards - all with his ass. A contemporary physician diagnosed him as having a 'musical anus' and he counted Jean-Paul Sartre among his fans.

What I love most about Le Pétomane is not only that he did a fart impression of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, but that he performed it in front of royalty and Sigmund Freud. And he held his finger up for silence as he did it. Plus he had a dope moustache.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Holy rave

Watch till the end - they start off shy but end up falling over each other dancing. Literally.

P.S. You'd have thought the Holy Spirit would have the power to make people dance a little better than this.

Friday, August 22, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNG DUCK!!

Looks like you gotta change your name now old duck(y) !!!!!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008

got any bread for the Ducks?

Those readers who know me well , know how i like things on the "dark" side of life. So it will be no surprise to them that i really like this:


The artist is a guy called Kittiwat Unarrom, and since 2006 he has been sculpting various body parts from ....bread. His family own a regular bakery where these pieces of art are also on display and sold!
Yet another reason i want to go to Thailand! , oh and these body pieces are totally edible. Imagine someones face when they see you pull what looks like a severed arm from a brown bag and munch down on it!! awesome!

"just take a burger out mate"

its that time already, the weekend run down:

pop up stores
antibiotics
Burger King arguements
Night Bus
Afternoon naps (how english)
MVP
stickers stickers stickers
new shoes
not accepted new shoes
possible new house
Session BANGER
screw face basslines
GZA'S new album
Meeting Sadat X (again)